1. Nigeria :Meetings last forever but resolve nothing.
2. Kenya – Morning starts at 11 a.m., and if someone’s walking fast, they’re instantly suspected of witchcraft.
3. Tanzania :There Slogans include: “Why rush? The sun isn’t going anywhere.”
4. Uganda – Known for creative excuses like “I forgot I had a job.” Productivity is an endangered species.
5. Malawi – A place where chairs are sacred, and naps are taken seriously—even during weddings.
6. South Sudan – Still figuring out who’s supposed to be working. Until then, everyone’s on unofficial leave.
7. Zimbabwe – Men are always “just coming” but somehow never arrive. Delay is an art form.
8. Ethiopia – The coffee flows, the conversations stretch, and work is… optional.
9. Mozambique – Sundays start on Thursday. Everyone agrees: Rest is resistance.
10. Liberia – If effort were taxed, this country would be a tax haven.