No one writes “I’m a fraudster” on his t-shirt (at least not in public). Nonetheless, we’ve got different methods to separate the goat from the sheep. These methods are scientifically proven. Although…
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If you love your wallet and dignity, here are 6 dangerous mistakes you must avoid any time you arrive at Lagos Airport. Welcome to Murtala Muhammed International Airport where your flight isn’t…
NAIROBI, KENYA — Local man Jared Mwangi, who now identifies as a “Victim of the System,” has officially demanded reparations from his own past self. “The system was rigged against ordinary Kenyans,”…
1. Nigeria :Meetings last forever but resolve nothing. 2. Kenya – Morning starts at 11 a.m., and if someone’s walking fast, they’re instantly suspected of witchcraft. 3. Tanzania :There Slogans include: “Why…
BENIN — Voodoo priests from the Republic of Benin have unveiled a “Magical Algorithm for Financial Stability” requiring only three incantations and a monthly subscription fee. “Financial stability doesn’t have to be…
GLAND, SWITZERLAND — In a bold move to expand global conservation efforts, the International Union for Conservation of Nature (IUCN) has added the Naira, Nigeria’s currency, to the World’s Endangered Species List.…
Forget the First Lady who forced her husband to hold an entire press conference just to declare he had only one wife. Or the one who famously married two presidents from two…
What is a woman? Nobody knows – not even Supreme Court nominees. But we’ve come up with a few key indicators to look for. Run through this list and keep track of…
INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION — Orbiting above the world’s biggest blackout zone, NASA scientists have confirmed that the Nigerian Electricity Distribution Company (NEPA) has become the world’s top producer of premium darkness. According…
The time of fake online faces is over — say hello to “what we checked vs. what we got.” JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA — To stop heartbreak before dates, a group of sensitive…