You know the drill. Gold is to Congo what baguette is to France. So much gold ; shining unapologetically on Congolese necks, wrists, and even walking sticks. If you know, you know.…
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Global economic stability now pivots on the Sandar, not the dollar. TRIPOLI, LIBYA — the Central Bank of Libya has unveiled a new national currency made entirely of sand. Dubbed the “Sandar,”…
ABUJA, NIGERIA — In a surprising and ironic twist, Nigeria’s tax collection agency, the Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS), is accused of not paying taxes, as reported from Abuja. On Monday, the…
MONTGOMERY, AL — Authorities responded to a call at an International House of Pancakes off Atlanta Highway where witnesses said a modern-day Rosa Parks bravely took a stand by refusing to leave…
As artificial intelligence continues to evolve at a rapid rate, many people have found themselves wondering how far it will go and how many human beings will lose their jobs to the…
Zimbabwe — With Pride Month boycotts sweeping the United States of America, the company has been forced to send pallets of unsold Pride merchandise to impoverished tribes in Africa. International aid workers…
SACRAMENTO, CA — In a statement intended to assuage the fears of Democratic voters throughout the state, Governor Gavin Newsom assured Californians that they would be kept safe from all of the…
KENYA — Psychologists and anthropologists are baffled by early reports from a previously uncontacted African tribe that boasts zero mental health issues despite having no access to the excellent online therapy services…