SERENGETI — A male lion in Tanzania is reportedly no longer gay, thanks to a…
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Paris, France — As global tensions rise over Israel’s bombing of Iranian military sites, triggering…
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WORLD — With the announcement of the election of Pope Leo XIV, Catholics around the…
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ANAHEIM, CA — A local Chinese restaurant lost its business license today after a health… Read More →
NEW YORK, NY – According to sources, beloved North Korean tyrant and lover of doughnuts…
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WhatsApp statuses are a great outlet for self-expression. Until the person expressing themselves clearly needs a therapist, not an audience. Then suddenly, it’s not so nice anymore. Unfortunately, a good chunk of…
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ACCRA, GHANA — In a bold move to fight corruption, Ghanaian politicians have formed a coalition armed with just two tools: prayer and fufu. “Corruption must be fought unconventionally,” said coalition leader Ken…
NIGERIA, Abuja– The International Police Organization has ranked the Nigerian Police as the best in Africa and one of the leading security outfits in the world. Many thanks to South-Africa for retaining…
He sold all possessions and kept the cash — just in case Jesus doesn’t do property. SOWETO, JOHANNESBURG — In a bold act of faith (and financial miscalculation), a 43-year-old man has…
Lagos, Nigeria — Global Afro-fusion star Burna Boy has ignited a social media inferno after clarifying in a recent interview, “I’m not gay, but if I were… Travis Scott is definitely my…
Brain Store App Hasn’t Updated Since 1987 STELLENBOSCH, SOUTH AFRICA — In a discovery now baffling scientists from Cape Town to Cambridge, two Stellenbosch researchers have finally uncovered the real reason behind…
“Delay Is Not Denial” — Except When It Comes to Your Salary in Nigeria They say, “Delay is not denial.” But if you live in Nigeria, that probably doesn’t apply to your…
In a bid to curb Nigeria’s perhaps most critical issue and challenging crisis, which is adequate power supply, the Nigerian Government has announced the appointment of a Minister of Powerbank. Nigerians have…
Global economic stability now pivots on the Sandar, not the dollar. TRIPOLI, LIBYA — the Central Bank of Libya has unveiled a new national currency made entirely of sand. Dubbed the “Sandar,”…
KAMPALA, UGANDA — After banning social media failed to silence the nation’s keyboard warriors, the Ugandan government has taken the next logical step: banning the Internet entirely and launching its own exclusive…
Reports have shown that the unemployment rate in Africa has risen significantly in 2025.More than 60% of Africa’s young population are without meaningful high paying jobs.This has sparked a rise in the…
KENYA — Psychologists and anthropologists are baffled by early reports from a previously uncontacted African tribe that boasts zero mental health issues despite having no access to the excellent online therapy services…
UNITED STATES — The immigration crisis appears to be finally over after the Department of Homeland Security deployed a crack regiment of fraternity brothers to guard the southern border. In a coordinated…
MAPUTO, MOZAMBIQUE – Officials of the International Christian Missions Agency (ICMA) are baffled by the sudden displacement of global missionary teams from the communities where they have been ministering. “We have missionary families that…
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