SERENGETI — A male lion in Tanzania is reportedly no longer gay, thanks to a…
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Paris, France — As global tensions rise over Israel’s bombing of Iranian military sites, triggering…
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WORLD — With the announcement of the election of Pope Leo XIV, Catholics around the…
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NEW YORK, NY – According to sources, beloved North Korean tyrant and lover of doughnuts…
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BAMAKO, MALI — In an act of noble pity for his fragile nation, Mali’s military ruler Assimi Goita has generously announced he will step down by 2030, if the country still exists.…
Lagos, Nigeria — Global Afro-fusion star Burna Boy has ignited a social media inferno after clarifying in a recent interview, “I’m not gay, but if I were… Travis Scott is definitely my…
In an enthusiastic ceremony gone to by companions, neighbors, and confounded circuit testers, 28-year-old Ngozi Eze from Enugu has authoritatively tied the knot with her generator."I've never felt this seen, this powered,"…
ACCRA, GHANA — In a bold move to fight corruption, Ghanaian politicians have formed a coalition armed with just two tools: prayer and fufu. “Corruption must be fought unconventionally,” said coalition leader Ken…
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BENIN — Voodoo priests from the Republic of Benin have unveiled a “Magical Algorithm for Financial Stability” requiring only three incantations and a monthly subscription fee. “Financial stability doesn’t have to be…
He sold all possessions and kept the cash — just in case Jesus doesn’t do property. SOWETO, JOHANNESBURG — In a bold act of faith (and financial miscalculation), a 43-year-old man has…
Nigeria,Lagos- Nigerian President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has heroically demanded that all the killing in the country should, you know, just stop.This is a groundbreaking move that has definitely never been tried before.…
NEW YORK, NY – According to sources, beloved North Korean tyrant and lover of doughnuts Kim Jong Un is now attending Columbia University, a prestigious Ivy League school, to learn new brainwashing…
LAGOS, NIGERIA — As Afrobeats tightens its global chokehold on music charts like Wizkid on a summer anthem, Western musicians can’t chart without a sprinkle of African magic. In a bold move…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — White House aides were reportedly caught off guard today as President Donald Trump abruptly dimmed the lights in the Oval Office and forced the visiting South African president to…
ABIDJAN, CÔTE D’IVOIRE — In a packed press conference in the Plateau district, opposition candidate Jean-Louis Billon unveiled his bold energy plan: solar panels on citizens’ foreheads to solve the country’s power…
KENYA — Psychologists and anthropologists are baffled by early reports from a previously uncontacted African tribe that boasts zero mental health issues despite having no access to the excellent online therapy services…
NIGERIA, Abuja– The International Police Organization has ranked the Nigerian Police as the best in Africa and one of the leading security outfits in the world. Many thanks to South-Africa for retaining…
SERENGETI — A male lion in Tanzania is reportedly no longer gay, thanks to a groundbreaking conversion therapy program led by a self-proclaimed Kenyan “animal behaviorist” who also runs a church and…
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