SERENGETI — A male lion in Tanzania is reportedly no longer gay, thanks to a…
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Paris, France — As global tensions rise over Israel’s bombing of Iranian military sites, triggering…
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Reports have shown that the unemployment rate in Africa has risen significantly in 2025.More than…
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WORLD — With the announcement of the election of Pope Leo XIV, Catholics around the…
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NEW YORK, NY – According to sources, beloved North Korean tyrant and lover of doughnuts…
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BENIN — Voodoo priests from the Republic of Benin have unveiled a “Magical Algorithm for Financial Stability” requiring only three incantations and a monthly subscription fee. “Financial stability doesn’t have to be…
ADDIS ABABA, ETHIOPIA — In a first-of-its-kind summit, the Continental Leadership Continuity Conference is underway in Addis Ababa. Africa’s longest-serving leaders have gathered to reveal their top secrets for staying in power,…
Forget what NASA told you. African astronauts have been boldly going where no one has gone before. While the world obsesses over SpaceX and Elon Musk, Africa has been quietly training her…
U.S. — Home Depot has begun rolling out self-deportation kiosks so local day laborers hanging around outside their stores can conveniently deport themselves for a nominal fee. “We are always looking for…
What is a woman? Nobody knows – not even Supreme Court nominees. But we’ve come up with a few key indicators to look for. Run through this list and keep track of…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — White House aides were reportedly caught off guard today as President Donald Trump abruptly dimmed the lights in the Oval Office and forced the visiting South African president to…
ABIDJAN, CÔTE D’IVOIRE — In a packed press conference in the Plateau district, opposition candidate Jean-Louis Billon unveiled his bold energy plan: solar panels on citizens’ foreheads to solve the country’s power…
Global economic stability now pivots on the Sandar, not the dollar. TRIPOLI, LIBYA — the Central Bank of Libya has unveiled a new national currency made entirely of sand. Dubbed the “Sandar,”…
If you love your wallet and dignity, here are 6 dangerous mistakes you must avoid any time you arrive at Lagos Airport. Welcome to Murtala Muhammed International Airport where your flight isn’t…
You know the drill. Gold is to Congo what baguette is to France. So much gold ; shining unapologetically on Congolese necks, wrists, and even walking sticks. If you know, you know.…
WhatsApp statuses are a great outlet for self-expression. Until the person expressing themselves clearly needs a therapist, not an audience. Then suddenly, it’s not so nice anymore. Unfortunately, a good chunk of…
In a bid to curb Nigeria’s perhaps most critical issue and challenging crisis, which is adequate power supply, the Nigerian Government has announced the appointment of a Minister of Powerbank. Nigerians have…
PARIS, FRANCE — The French Government plans to return thousands of African artifacts, looted during the colonial era, by uploading high-resolution images to a shared Google Drive folder. France will share these…
LOME, TOGO — Following President Faure Gnassingbé’s recent rewrite of the constitution to let him rule indefinitely, protests have now been banned in Togo to protect the national tear gas supply. Tear…
NIGERIA, Abuja– The International Police Organization has ranked the Nigerian Police as the best in Africa and one of the leading security outfits in the world. Many thanks to South-Africa for retaining…
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