SERENGETI — A male lion in Tanzania is reportedly no longer gay, thanks to a…
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Paris, France — As global tensions rise over Israel’s bombing of Iranian military sites, triggering…
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Reports have shown that the unemployment rate in Africa has risen significantly in 2025.More than…
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WORLD — With the announcement of the election of Pope Leo XIV, Catholics around the…
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NEW YORK, NY – According to sources, beloved North Korean tyrant and lover of doughnuts…
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JOHANNESBURG — Researchers at the University of Johannesburg have discovered the power in diversity… literally, confirming that Nigerian and Ghanaian Jollof disputes are now a vital source of renewable energy Africa desperately…
ACCRA, GHANA — In a bold step toward spiritual convenience, Ghanaian pastor Daniel Osagyefo has launched a ‘Pre-Forgiveness Service’ aimed at congregation members who plan to sin later in the week. Church members were…
1. Nigeria :Meetings last forever but resolve nothing. 2. Kenya – Morning starts at 11 a.m., and if someone’s walking fast, they’re instantly suspected of witchcraft. 3. Tanzania :There Slogans include: “Why…
U.S. — Home Depot has begun rolling out self-deportation kiosks so local day laborers hanging around outside their stores can conveniently deport themselves for a nominal fee. “We are always looking for…
LAGOS, NIGERIA — As Afrobeats tightens its global chokehold on music charts like Wizkid on a summer anthem, Western musicians can’t chart without a sprinkle of African magic. In a bold move…
ACCRA, GHANA — In a bold move to fight corruption, Ghanaian politicians have formed a coalition armed with just two tools: prayer and fufu. “Corruption must be fought unconventionally,” said coalition leader Ken…
Jake Tapper dropped an absolute bombshell this week, reporting that despite all evidence to the contrary, former President Joe Biden actually suffered severe physical and mental decline during his presidency. How did…
PRETORIA, SOUTH AFRICA — The European Union has agreed to donate a €200 million fund in foreign aid to South Africa, this time bundled with a free, unsolicited lecture on “Proper Governance…
No one writes “I’m a fraudster” on his t-shirt (at least not in public). Nonetheless, we’ve got different methods to separate the goat from the sheep. These methods are scientifically proven. Although…
ANAHEIM, CA — A local Chinese restaurant lost its business license today after a health inspector found the establishment did not have one of those weird lucky waving cat statues on the…
MINNA, NIGER — In a bold rebranding effort, officials in Niger State have clarified that the title “Power State” refers strictly to political influence, and not, as many citizens had wrongly assumed,…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have called for the removal of a statue of anti-apartheid activist and freedom fighter Nelson Mandela after learning the man was also a convicted felon. Calls for the…
MONTGOMERY, AL — Authorities responded to a call at an International House of Pancakes off Atlanta Highway where witnesses said a modern-day Rosa Parks bravely took a stand by refusing to leave…
WhatsApp statuses are a great outlet for self-expression. Until the person expressing themselves clearly needs a therapist, not an audience. Then suddenly, it’s not so nice anymore. Unfortunately, a good chunk of…
“Delay Is Not Denial” — Except When It Comes to Your Salary in Nigeria They say, “Delay is not denial.” But if you live in Nigeria, that probably doesn’t apply to your…
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