SERENGETI — A male lion in Tanzania is reportedly no longer gay, thanks to a…
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WORLD — With the announcement of the election of Pope Leo XIV, Catholics around the…
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NEW YORK, NY – According to sources, beloved North Korean tyrant and lover of doughnuts…
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KAMPALA, UGANDA — After banning social media failed to silence the nation’s keyboard warriors, the Ugandan government has taken the next logical step: banning the Internet entirely and launching its own exclusive…
ACCRA, GHANA — In a bold step toward spiritual convenience, Ghanaian pastor Daniel Osagyefo has launched a ‘Pre-Forgiveness Service’ aimed at congregation members who plan to sin later in the week. Church members were…
JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA — A controversial new study from the University of Johannesburg has revealed a shocking epidemic plaguing modern men.They are trying too hard to please women therefore Psychologists have dubbed…
Brain Store App Hasn’t Updated Since 1987 STELLENBOSCH, SOUTH AFRICA — In a discovery now baffling scientists from Cape Town to Cambridge, two Stellenbosch researchers have finally uncovered the real reason behind…
Nigeria,Lagos- Nigerian President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has heroically demanded that all the killing in the country should, you know, just stop.This is a groundbreaking move that has definitely never been tried before.…
Are you being persecuted for your faith? Oh no! That’s not good! We Americans are experts in persecution, so we want to equip you with the tools you need to survive! Here…
Burkina Faso President to Criminalize Skin Lightening, Cites Melanin as National Asset President Ibrahim Traoré has announced a controversial new policy: anyone who lightens their skin could face prison time. “Melanin is…
U.S. — Home Depot has begun rolling out self-deportation kiosks so local day laborers hanging around outside their stores can conveniently deport themselves for a nominal fee. “We are always looking for…
Paris, France — As global tensions rise over Israel’s bombing of Iranian military sites, triggering fears of a third world war, the French government has calmly stepped forward to declare that they…
Wondering whether you’re still attending a church, don’t worry too much. Savanna Journal is here to help you identify 6 signs to know that you’re no longer a worshipper but a client.…
ADDIS ABABA, ETHIOPIA — African leaders gathered this week in the Ethiopian capital to launch a joint lawsuit against TikTok, accusing the platform of distracting youth from their national duty of enduring…
LAGOS, NIGERIA – The University of Lagos has announced it will temporarily release convicted scam artist Hushpuppi on educational parole to deliver a lecture titled “How to Steal Without Shame.” The session,…
PEORIA, IL — Rather than going through the unmitigated awkwardness of sharing the gospel with his coworker Brad, local man Dave Cannon has instead quit his job and become a missionary to…
In a bid to curb Nigeria’s perhaps most critical issue and challenging crisis, which is adequate power supply, the Nigerian Government has announced the appointment of a Minister of Powerbank. Nigerians have…
MINNA, NIGER — In a bold rebranding effort, officials in Niger State have clarified that the title “Power State” refers strictly to political influence, and not, as many citizens had wrongly assumed,…
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