SERENGETI — A male lion in Tanzania is reportedly no longer gay, thanks to a…
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Paris, France — As global tensions rise over Israel’s bombing of Iranian military sites, triggering…
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Reports have shown that the unemployment rate in Africa has risen significantly in 2025.More than…
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WORLD — With the announcement of the election of Pope Leo XIV, Catholics around the…
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ANAHEIM, CA — A local Chinese restaurant lost its business license today after a health… Read More →
NEW YORK, NY – According to sources, beloved North Korean tyrant and lover of doughnuts…
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ACCRA, GHANA — In a bold step toward spiritual convenience, Ghanaian pastor Daniel Osagyefo has launched a ‘Pre-Forgiveness Service’ aimed at congregation members who plan to sin later in the week. Church members were…
LAGOS, NIGERIA – The University of Lagos has announced it will temporarily release convicted scam artist Hushpuppi on educational parole to deliver a lecture titled “How to Steal Without Shame.” The session,…
1. Nigeria :Meetings last forever but resolve nothing. 2. Kenya – Morning starts at 11 a.m., and if someone’s walking fast, they’re instantly suspected of witchcraft. 3. Tanzania :There Slogans include: “Why…
Forget what NASA told you. African astronauts have been boldly going where no one has gone before. While the world obsesses over SpaceX and Elon Musk, Africa has been quietly training her…
BAMAKO, MALI — In an act of noble pity for his fragile nation, Mali’s military ruler Assimi Goita has generously announced he will step down by 2030, if the country still exists.…
JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA — The South African Government, in a mix of desperation and delusion, offers R50 million to anyone who fixes the water crisis in 14 days, or R100 million in…
WhatsApp statuses are a great outlet for self-expression. Until the person expressing themselves clearly needs a therapist, not an audience. Then suddenly, it’s not so nice anymore. Unfortunately, a good chunk of…
PRETORIA, SOUTH AFRICA — The European Union has agreed to donate a €200 million fund in foreign aid to South Africa, this time bundled with a free, unsolicited lecture on “Proper Governance…
In a bold move to boost power supply in the country, the federal government of Nigeria has banned the importation of generators. Nigeria, widely regarded as the leading importer of generators globally,…
African Fathers have a very extensive vocabulary, and in it, You can find a variety of words and phrases. Which can be divided into 30% Disappointment phrases, 25% Anger-based communication, 20% Financial…
NIGERIA, Abuja– The International Police Organization has ranked the Nigerian Police as the best in Africa and one of the leading security outfits in the world. Many thanks to South-Africa for retaining…
KENYA — Psychologists and anthropologists are baffled by early reports from a previously uncontacted African tribe that boasts zero mental health issues despite having no access to the excellent online therapy services…
KAMPALA, UGANDA — After banning social media failed to silence the nation’s keyboard warriors, the Ugandan government has taken the next logical step: banning the Internet entirely and launching its own exclusive…
What is a woman? Nobody knows – not even Supreme Court nominees. But we’ve come up with a few key indicators to look for. Run through this list and keep track of…
He sold all possessions and kept the cash — just in case Jesus doesn’t do property. SOWETO, JOHANNESBURG — In a bold act of faith (and financial miscalculation), a 43-year-old man has…
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