SERENGETI — A male lion in Tanzania is reportedly no longer gay, thanks to a…
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Paris, France — As global tensions rise over Israel’s bombing of Iranian military sites, triggering…
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WORLD — With the announcement of the election of Pope Leo XIV, Catholics around the…
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In a striking unused exertion to extend national income, the Nigerian government has reported the presentation of a “Peacefulness Control Levy” a assess on resting. Beneath the unused approach, citizens will be…
BENIN — Voodoo priests from the Republic of Benin have unveiled a “Magical Algorithm for Financial Stability” requiring only three incantations and a monthly subscription fee. “Financial stability doesn’t have to be…
Wondering why big international non-governmental organizations prefer to work in Africa? We’ve got the answers to your puzzle. Thinking it’s the love for the continent, or the poverty in the land, or…
Zimbabwe — With Pride Month boycotts sweeping the United States of America, the company has been forced to send pallets of unsold Pride merchandise to impoverished tribes in Africa. International aid workers…
U.S. — A group of devout Christian missionaries has arrived all the way from Africa to reach the United Methodist Church and tell them about the Gospel of Jesus Christ. Upon hearing…
U.S. — Home Depot has begun rolling out self-deportation kiosks so local day laborers hanging around outside their stores can conveniently deport themselves for a nominal fee. “We are always looking for…
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GLAND, SWITZERLAND — In a bold move to expand global conservation efforts, the International Union for Conservation of Nature (IUCN) has added the Naira, Nigeria’s currency, to the World’s Endangered Species List.…
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JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA — The South African Government, in a mix of desperation and delusion, offers R50 million to anyone who fixes the water crisis in 14 days, or R100 million in…
DAR ES SALAAM, TANZANIA — Tanzanian Prime Minister Kassim Majaliwa has announced he won’t seek re-election, saying it’s time someone else experienced the joy of being blamed for everything. Majaliwa, who has…
CAPE TOWN — One nation set its sights on becoming the envy of the rest of the globe, as the South African government said the country would soon achieve 100% diversity once…
PRETORIA, SOUTH AFRICA — The European Union has agreed to donate a €200 million fund in foreign aid to South Africa, this time bundled with a free, unsolicited lecture on “Proper Governance…
INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION — Orbiting above the world’s biggest blackout zone, NASA scientists have confirmed that the Nigerian Electricity Distribution Company (NEPA) has become the world’s top producer of premium darkness. According…
Lagos, Nigeria — Global Afro-fusion star Burna Boy has ignited a social media inferno after clarifying in a recent interview, “I’m not gay, but if I were… Travis Scott is definitely my…
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