SERENGETI — A male lion in Tanzania is reportedly no longer gay, thanks to a…
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Paris, France — As global tensions rise over Israel’s bombing of Iranian military sites, triggering…
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Reports have shown that the unemployment rate in Africa has risen significantly in 2025.More than…
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WORLD — With the announcement of the election of Pope Leo XIV, Catholics around the…
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NEW YORK, NY – According to sources, beloved North Korean tyrant and lover of doughnuts…
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ADDIS ABABA, ETHIOPIA — In a first-of-its-kind summit, the Continental Leadership Continuity Conference is underway in Addis Ababa. Africa’s longest-serving leaders have gathered to reveal their top secrets for staying in power,…
NAIROBI, KENYA — A revolutionary new Kenyan delivery app promises to get your package to you in just under two years, blazing past local expectations. The app, Polepole — Swahili for “slowly”…
ABIDJAN, CÔTE D’IVOIRE — In a packed press conference in the Plateau district, opposition candidate Jean-Louis Billon unveiled his bold energy plan: solar panels on citizens’ foreheads to solve the country’s power…
DAR ES SALAAM, TANZANIA — Tanzanian Prime Minister Kassim Majaliwa has announced he won’t seek re-election, saying it’s time someone else experienced the joy of being blamed for everything. Majaliwa, who has…
LAGOS, NIGERIA — Officials from the Federal Road Safety Corps (FRSC) have confirmed that zebra crossings across Lagos are “merely decorative,” and that pedestrians should use them strictly at their own risk.…
“Delay Is Not Denial” — Except When It Comes to Your Salary in Nigeria They say, “Delay is not denial.” But if you live in Nigeria, that probably doesn’t apply to your…
SENEGAL, WEST AFRICA — In a bold display of global compassion, the United Nations has declared West African’s fish-rich waters a “shared resource” — for everyone except the people living on its…
AFRICA — A perky, bright-eyed group of African kids was recently disappointed to receive a bunch of overstock “Harris-Walz” hats along with their shipment of New York Yankees World Championship shirts from…
Forget what NASA told you. African astronauts have been boldly going where no one has gone before. While the world obsesses over SpaceX and Elon Musk, Africa has been quietly training her…
In an enthusiastic ceremony gone to by companions, neighbors, and confounded circuit testers, 28-year-old Ngozi Eze from Enugu has authoritatively tied the knot with her generator."I've never felt this seen, this powered,"…
UNITED STATES — The immigration crisis appears to be finally over after the Department of Homeland Security deployed a crack regiment of fraternity brothers to guard the southern border. In a coordinated…
MONTGOMERY, AL — Authorities responded to a call at an International House of Pancakes off Atlanta Highway where witnesses said a modern-day Rosa Parks bravely took a stand by refusing to leave…
Global economic stability now pivots on the Sandar, not the dollar. TRIPOLI, LIBYA — the Central Bank of Libya has unveiled a new national currency made entirely of sand. Dubbed the “Sandar,”…
In a striking unused exertion to extend national income, the Nigerian government has reported the presentation of a “Peacefulness Control Levy” a assess on resting. Beneath the unused approach, citizens will be…
Wondering whether you’re still attending a church, don’t worry too much. Savanna Journal is here to help you identify 6 signs to know that you’re no longer a worshipper but a client.…
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