SERENGETI — A male lion in Tanzania is reportedly no longer gay, thanks to a…
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Paris, France — As global tensions rise over Israel’s bombing of Iranian military sites, triggering…
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Reports have shown that the unemployment rate in Africa has risen significantly in 2025.More than…
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WORLD — With the announcement of the election of Pope Leo XIV, Catholics around the…
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ANAHEIM, CA — A local Chinese restaurant lost its business license today after a health… Read More →
NEW YORK, NY – According to sources, beloved North Korean tyrant and lover of doughnuts…
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Jake Tapper dropped an absolute bombshell this week, reporting that despite all evidence to the contrary, former President Joe Biden actually suffered severe physical and mental decline during his presidency. How did…
While the Qatrai government’s giving President Donald Trump a luxurious, state-of-the-art jet has grabbed headlines, it’s actually quite common for foreign governments to send things as special gifts to build relations and…
ACCRA, GHANA — In a bold move to fight corruption, Ghanaian politicians have formed a coalition armed with just two tools: prayer and fufu. “Corruption must be fought unconventionally,” said coalition leader Ken…
MONTGOMERY, AL — Authorities responded to a call at an International House of Pancakes off Atlanta Highway where witnesses said a modern-day Rosa Parks bravely took a stand by refusing to leave…
SOWETO, JOHANNESBURG — A 24 year old woman, Janet Mokoena, has reportedly threatened to have her boyfriend arrested after he broke up with her for cheating — insisting his heartbreak was an…
BENIN — Voodoo priests from the Republic of Benin have unveiled a “Magical Algorithm for Financial Stability” requiring only three incantations and a monthly subscription fee. “Financial stability doesn’t have to be…
U.S. — Home Depot has begun rolling out self-deportation kiosks so local day laborers hanging around outside their stores can conveniently deport themselves for a nominal fee. “We are always looking for…
PEORIA, IL — Rather than going through the unmitigated awkwardness of sharing the gospel with his coworker Brad, local man Dave Cannon has instead quit his job and become a missionary to…
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NAIROBI, KENYA — Local man Jared Mwangi, who now identifies as a “Victim of the System,” has officially demanded reparations from his own past self. “The system was rigged against ordinary Kenyans,”…
Nigeria,Lagos- Nigerian President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has heroically demanded that all the killing in the country should, you know, just stop.This is a groundbreaking move that has definitely never been tried before.…
KIGALI, RWANDA — Determined to become the Switzerland of Africa by any means necessary, the Rwandan government has passed a new law that rewards citizens with 50% of any corruption money they…
ACCRA, GHANA — Former Minister of Sanitation Cecilia Abena Dapaah has reportedly discovered she has a heart — after watching a heart-wrenching Nollywood film. Sources say Dapaah was watching the movie Helping…
GLAND, SWITZERLAND — In a bold move to expand global conservation efforts, the International Union for Conservation of Nature (IUCN) has added the Naira, Nigeria’s currency, to the World’s Endangered Species List.…
DAR ES SALAAM, TANZANIA — Tanzanian Prime Minister Kassim Majaliwa has announced he won’t seek re-election, saying it’s time someone else experienced the joy of being blamed for everything. Majaliwa, who has…
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