SERENGETI — A male lion in Tanzania is reportedly no longer gay, thanks to a…
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Paris, France — As global tensions rise over Israel’s bombing of Iranian military sites, triggering…
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WORLD — With the announcement of the election of Pope Leo XIV, Catholics around the…
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NEW YORK, NY – According to sources, beloved North Korean tyrant and lover of doughnuts…
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TUNIS, TUNISIA — Tunisia has announced plans to export sunshine as renewable energy, because apparently there’s too much of it. “We’ve got plenty of sunshine. It’s free, it burns our land, and…
Wondering whether you’re still attending a church, don’t worry too much. Savanna Journal is here to help you identify 6 signs to know that you’re no longer a worshipper but a client.…
Global economic stability now pivots on the Sandar, not the dollar. TRIPOLI, LIBYA — the Central Bank of Libya has unveiled a new national currency made entirely of sand. Dubbed the “Sandar,”…
In an enthusiastic ceremony gone to by companions, neighbors, and confounded circuit testers, 28-year-old Ngozi Eze from Enugu has authoritatively tied the knot with her generator."I've never felt this seen, this powered,"…
CAPE TOWN — While controversy over displaced farmers swirled in the United States, officials in South Africa denounced white refugees for leaving before they had a chance to take all their stuff…
AFRICA — A perky, bright-eyed group of African kids was recently disappointed to receive a bunch of overstock “Harris-Walz” hats along with their shipment of New York Yankees World Championship shirts from…
JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA — A controversial new study from the University of Johannesburg has revealed a shocking epidemic plaguing modern men.They are trying too hard to please women therefore Psychologists have dubbed…
ADDIS ABABA, ETHIOPIA — Following the US decision to cut off aid, African leaders gathered in Addis Ababa this week to develop a new policy ensuring support reaches the continent’s poorest. But…
CAPE TOWN — One nation set its sights on becoming the envy of the rest of the globe, as the South African government said the country would soon achieve 100% diversity once…
If you love your wallet and dignity, here are 6 dangerous mistakes you must avoid any time you arrive at Lagos Airport. Welcome to Murtala Muhammed International Airport where your flight isn’t…
UNITED STATES — The immigration crisis appears to be finally over after the Department of Homeland Security deployed a crack regiment of fraternity brothers to guard the southern border. In a coordinated…
LAGOS, NIGERIA — As Afrobeats tightens its global chokehold on music charts like Wizkid on a summer anthem, Western musicians can’t chart without a sprinkle of African magic. In a bold move…
ACCRA, GHANA — Former Minister of Sanitation Cecilia Abena Dapaah has reportedly discovered she has a heart — after watching a heart-wrenching Nollywood film. Sources say Dapaah was watching the movie Helping…
Citizens and businesses pay taxes to governments all over the world. From income to property tax, every tax is official, and the rate is fixed. But in Nigeria, you probably need the…
SOWETO, JOHANNESBURG — A 24 year old woman, Janet Mokoena, has reportedly threatened to have her boyfriend arrested after he broke up with her for cheating — insisting his heartbreak was an…
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