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NEW YORK, NY – According to sources, beloved North Korean tyrant and lover of doughnuts Kim Jong Un is now attending Columbia University, a prestigious Ivy League school, to learn new brainwashing…
ADDIS ABABA, ETHIOPIA — In a first-of-its-kind summit, the Continental Leadership Continuity Conference is underway in Addis Ababa. Africa’s longest-serving leaders have gathered to reveal their top secrets for staying in power,…
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LAGOS, NIGERIA — Officials from the Federal Road Safety Corps (FRSC) have confirmed that zebra crossings across Lagos are “merely decorative,” and that pedestrians should use them strictly at their own risk.…
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WORLD — Leading theologians have uncovered new evidence that when Noah’s ark hit Mount Ararat, his wife was likely steering. Naamah, daughter of Lamech, is traditionally considered to be Noah’s wife, and…
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have called for the removal of a statue of anti-apartheid activist and freedom fighter Nelson Mandela after learning the man was also a convicted felon. Calls for the…
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CAPE TOWN — While controversy over displaced farmers swirled in the United States, officials in South Africa denounced white refugees for leaving before they had a chance to take all their stuff…
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