SERENGETI — A male lion in Tanzania is reportedly no longer gay, thanks to a…
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Paris, France — As global tensions rise over Israel’s bombing of Iranian military sites, triggering…
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WORLD — With the announcement of the election of Pope Leo XIV, Catholics around the…
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NEW YORK, NY – According to sources, beloved North Korean tyrant and lover of doughnuts…
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KIGALI, RWANDA — Determined to become the Switzerland of Africa by any means necessary, the Rwandan government has passed a new law that rewards citizens with 50% of any corruption money they…
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MINNA, NIGER — In a bold rebranding effort, officials in Niger State have clarified that the title “Power State” refers strictly to political influence, and not, as many citizens had wrongly assumed,…
DAR ES SALAAM, TANZANIA — Tanzanian Prime Minister Kassim Majaliwa has announced he won’t seek re-election, saying it’s time someone else experienced the joy of being blamed for everything. Majaliwa, who has…
It is known that white people hair cannot make dreadlocks or hold braids. In an attempt to compensate for that, a new business was born: the sale of Afro hair to white…
BENIN — Voodoo priests from the Republic of Benin have unveiled a “Magical Algorithm for Financial Stability” requiring only three incantations and a monthly subscription fee. “Financial stability doesn’t have to be…
Forget the First Lady who forced her husband to hold an entire press conference just to declare he had only one wife. Or the one who famously married two presidents from two…
ABUJA, NIGERIA — In a surprising and ironic twist, Nigeria’s tax collection agency, the Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS), is accused of not paying taxes, as reported from Abuja. On Monday, the…
CAPE TOWN — One nation set its sights on becoming the envy of the rest of the globe, as the South African government said the country would soon achieve 100% diversity once…
AFRICA — A perky, bright-eyed group of African kids was recently disappointed to receive a bunch of overstock “Harris-Walz” hats along with their shipment of New York Yankees World Championship shirts from…
LAGOS, NIGERIA — Officials from the Federal Road Safety Corps (FRSC) have confirmed that zebra crossings across Lagos are “merely decorative,” and that pedestrians should use them strictly at their own risk.…
In an enthusiastic ceremony gone to by companions, neighbors, and confounded circuit testers, 28-year-old Ngozi Eze from Enugu has authoritatively tied the knot with her generator."I've never felt this seen, this powered,"…
SERENGETI — A male lion in Tanzania is reportedly no longer gay, thanks to a groundbreaking conversion therapy program led by a self-proclaimed Kenyan “animal behaviorist” who also runs a church and…
U.S. — Home Depot has begun rolling out self-deportation kiosks so local day laborers hanging around outside their stores can conveniently deport themselves for a nominal fee. “We are always looking for…
In a striking unused exertion to extend national income, the Nigerian government has reported the presentation of a “Peacefulness Control Levy” a assess on resting. Beneath the unused approach, citizens will be…
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