SERENGETI — A male lion in Tanzania is reportedly no longer gay, thanks to a…
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Paris, France — As global tensions rise over Israel’s bombing of Iranian military sites, triggering…
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Reports have shown that the unemployment rate in Africa has risen significantly in 2025.More than…
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WORLD — With the announcement of the election of Pope Leo XIV, Catholics around the…
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NEW YORK, NY – According to sources, beloved North Korean tyrant and lover of doughnuts…
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U.S. — A group of devout Christian missionaries has arrived all the way from Africa to reach the United Methodist Church and tell them about the Gospel of Jesus Christ. Upon hearing…
BENIN — Voodoo priests from the Republic of Benin have unveiled a “Magical Algorithm for Financial Stability” requiring only three incantations and a monthly subscription fee. “Financial stability doesn’t have to be…
The time of fake online faces is over — say hello to “what we checked vs. what we got.” JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA — To stop heartbreak before dates, a group of sensitive…
In an enthusiastic ceremony gone to by companions, neighbors, and confounded circuit testers, 28-year-old Ngozi Eze from Enugu has authoritatively tied the knot with her generator."I've never felt this seen, this powered,"…
MAPUTO, MOZAMBIQUE – Officials of the International Christian Missions Agency (ICMA) are baffled by the sudden displacement of global missionary teams from the communities where they have been ministering. “We have missionary families that…
In a striking unused exertion to extend national income, the Nigerian government has reported the presentation of a “Peacefulness Control Levy” a assess on resting. Beneath the unused approach, citizens will be…
You know the drill. Gold is to Congo what baguette is to France. So much gold ; shining unapologetically on Congolese necks, wrists, and even walking sticks. If you know, you know.…
“Delay Is Not Denial” — Except When It Comes to Your Salary in Nigeria They say, “Delay is not denial.” But if you live in Nigeria, that probably doesn’t apply to your…
Paris, France — As global tensions rise over Israel’s bombing of Iranian military sites, triggering fears of a third world war, the French government has calmly stepped forward to declare that they…
UNITED STATES — The immigration crisis appears to be finally over after the Department of Homeland Security deployed a crack regiment of fraternity brothers to guard the southern border. In a coordinated…
In what specialists are calling a “botanical betrayal,” Mr. Alhaji Musa of Ibadan has found that he has been reliably paying lease to a tree for the past 13 months. “I thought…
TUNIS, TUNISIA — Tunisia has announced plans to export sunshine as renewable energy, because apparently there’s too much of it. “We’ve got plenty of sunshine. It’s free, it burns our land, and…
Heartbreak in Nigeria is a full-body experience. It starts in your chest, moves to your stomach, and ends up on WhatsApp Status. And while your friends are sending you “It is well”…
He sold all possessions and kept the cash — just in case Jesus doesn’t do property. SOWETO, JOHANNESBURG — In a bold act of faith (and financial miscalculation), a 43-year-old man has…
PARIS, FRANCE — The French Government plans to return thousands of African artifacts, looted during the colonial era, by uploading high-resolution images to a shared Google Drive folder. France will share these…
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