SERENGETI — A male lion in Tanzania is reportedly no longer gay, thanks to a…
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Paris, France — As global tensions rise over Israel’s bombing of Iranian military sites, triggering…
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Reports have shown that the unemployment rate in Africa has risen significantly in 2025.More than…
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WORLD — With the announcement of the election of Pope Leo XIV, Catholics around the…
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ANAHEIM, CA — A local Chinese restaurant lost its business license today after a health… Read More →
NEW YORK, NY – According to sources, beloved North Korean tyrant and lover of doughnuts…
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JOHANNESBURG — Researchers at the University of Johannesburg have discovered the power in diversity… literally, confirming that Nigerian and Ghanaian Jollof disputes are now a vital source of renewable energy Africa desperately…
Forget the First Lady who forced her husband to hold an entire press conference just to declare he had only one wife. Or the one who famously married two presidents from two…
Paris, France — As global tensions rise over Israel’s bombing of Iranian military sites, triggering fears of a third world war, the French government has calmly stepped forward to declare that they…
BENIN — Voodoo priests from the Republic of Benin have unveiled a “Magical Algorithm for Financial Stability” requiring only three incantations and a monthly subscription fee. “Financial stability doesn’t have to be…
What is a woman? Nobody knows – not even Supreme Court nominees. But we’ve come up with a few key indicators to look for. Run through this list and keep track of…
ACCRA, GHANA — Former Minister of Sanitation Cecilia Abena Dapaah has reportedly discovered she has a heart — after watching a heart-wrenching Nollywood film. Sources say Dapaah was watching the movie Helping…
INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION — Orbiting above the world’s biggest blackout zone, NASA scientists have confirmed that the Nigerian Electricity Distribution Company (NEPA) has become the world’s top producer of premium darkness. According…
BAMAKO, MALI — In an act of noble pity for his fragile nation, Mali’s military ruler Assimi Goita has generously announced he will step down by 2030, if the country still exists.…
Nigeria,Lagos- Nigerian President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has heroically demanded that all the killing in the country should, you know, just stop.This is a groundbreaking move that has definitely never been tried before.…
AFRICA — A perky, bright-eyed group of African kids was recently disappointed to receive a bunch of overstock “Harris-Walz” hats along with their shipment of New York Yankees World Championship shirts from…
Global economic stability now pivots on the Sandar, not the dollar. TRIPOLI, LIBYA — the Central Bank of Libya has unveiled a new national currency made entirely of sand. Dubbed the “Sandar,”…
CAPE TOWN — One nation set its sights on becoming the envy of the rest of the globe, as the South African government said the country would soon achieve 100% diversity once…
Jake Tapper dropped an absolute bombshell this week, reporting that despite all evidence to the contrary, former President Joe Biden actually suffered severe physical and mental decline during his presidency. How did…
CAPE TOWN — While controversy over displaced farmers swirled in the United States, officials in South Africa denounced white refugees for leaving before they had a chance to take all their stuff…
He sold all possessions and kept the cash — just in case Jesus doesn’t do property. SOWETO, JOHANNESBURG — In a bold act of faith (and financial miscalculation), a 43-year-old man has…
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