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Methods od detecting fraudsters in Nigeria

7 Surprising Methods of Detecting Fraudsters in Nigeria

No one writes “I’m a fraudster” on his t-shirt (at least not in public). Nonetheless, we’ve got different methods to separate the goat from the sheep. These methods are scientifically proven. Although…

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5 types of whatsapp statuses you should mute for your mental health

WhatsApp statuses are a great outlet for self-expression. Until the person expressing themselves clearly needs a therapist, not an audience. Then suddenly, it’s not so nice anymore. Unfortunately, a good chunk of…

Ivory Coast Politician Promises Solar Panels on Every Forehead by 2026

ABIDJAN, CÔTE D’IVOIRE — In a packed press conference in the Plateau district, opposition candidate Jean-Louis Billon unveiled his bold energy plan: solar panels on citizens’ foreheads to solve the country’s power…

Protests Banned in Togo to Protect National Supply of Tear Gas

Protests Banned in Togo to Protect National Supply of Tear Gas

LOME, TOGO — Following President Faure Gnassingbé’s recent rewrite of the constitution to let him rule indefinitely, protests have now been banned in Togo to protect the national tear gas supply. Tear…

Kenya Court

Man Sues His Younger Self for Ruining His Life

NAIROBI, KENYA — Local man Jared Mwangi, who now identifies as a “Victim of the System,” has officially demanded reparations from his own past self. “The system was rigged against ordinary Kenyans,”…

Zebra Crossing in Lagos Officially Declared Decorative

LAGOS, NIGERIA — Officials from the Federal Road Safety Corps (FRSC) have confirmed that zebra crossings across Lagos are “merely decorative,” and that pedestrians should use them strictly at their own risk.…

Man delivering packages

Kenyan Startup Promises 2-Year Delivery Guarantee

NAIROBI, KENYA — A revolutionary new Kenyan delivery app promises to get your package to you in just under two years, blazing past local expectations. The app, Polepole — Swahili for “slowly”…

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Trump Says Epstein Killed Himself Because He Had No Clients

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bizarre statement, President Trump claimed Jeffrey Epstein killed himself because he had no clients. Trump said that, as a world-class businessman, he knows how to spot great…

Pregnant woman and man arguing in the house

Why Pregnancy is Hardest on Men

Everyone loves to talk about how difficult pregnancy is for women, but the truth is that pregnancy requires incredible sacrifices from husbands/men/baby daddies and sometimes absentee fathers too! Here are the 9…