Economy

Cecilia Abena Dapaah

Ghanaian Politician Returns Loot After Watching Nollywood Movie

ACCRA, GHANA — Former Minister of Sanitation Cecilia Abena Dapaah has reportedly discovered she has a heart — after watching a heart-wrenching Nollywood film. Sources say Dapaah was watching the movie Helping…

Solar panels

Tunisia to Start Exporting Sunshine

TUNIS, TUNISIA — Tunisia has announced plans to export sunshine as renewable energy, because apparently there’s too much of it. “We’ve got plenty of sunshine. It’s free, it burns our land, and…

Nigerian Government Bans the Importation of Generators

In a bold move to boost power supply in the country, the federal government of Nigeria has banned the importation of generators. Nigeria, widely regarded as the leading importer of generators globally,…

Woman holding Nigerian Naira

Naira Officially Added to World’s Endangered Species List

GLAND, SWITZERLAND — In a bold move to expand global conservation efforts, the International Union for Conservation of Nature (IUCN) has added the Naira, Nigeria’s currency, to the World’s Endangered Species List.…

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Nigeria Government Proposes New Tax on Sleeping

In a striking unused exertion to extend national income, the Nigerian government has reported the presentation of a “Peacefulness Control Levy” a assess on resting. Beneath the unused approach, citizens will be…

Gold ATM Machine

First ATM that dispenses gold, opened in Africa

You know the drill. Gold is to Congo what baguette is to France. So much gold ; shining unapologetically on Congolese necks, wrists, and even walking sticks. If you know, you know.…