Paris, France — As global tensions rise over Israel’s bombing of Iranian military sites, triggering fears of a third world war, the French government has calmly stepped forward to declare that they…
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U.S. — Home Depot has begun rolling out self-deportation kiosks so local day laborers hanging around outside their stores can conveniently deport themselves for a nominal fee. “We are always looking for…
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NEW YORK, NY – According to sources, beloved North Korean tyrant and lover of doughnuts Kim Jong Un is now attending Columbia University, a prestigious Ivy League school, to learn new brainwashing…