PARIS, FRANCE — The French Government plans to return thousands of African artifacts, looted during the colonial era, by uploading high-resolution images to a shared Google Drive folder. France will share these…
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ADDIS ABABA, ETHIOPIA — Ethiopia’s Minister of Water and Irrigation, Abri Belay, boldly claims clean water holds an overrated status and lacks necessity on the national priority list, offering a fresh perspective…
PRETORIA, SOUTH AFRICA — The European Union has agreed to donate a €200 million fund in foreign aid to South Africa, this time bundled with a free, unsolicited lecture on “Proper Governance…
Nigeria,Lagos- Nigerian President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has heroically demanded that all the killing in the country should, you know, just stop.This is a groundbreaking move that has definitely never been tried before.…
ADDIS ABABA, ETHIOPIA — In a first-of-its-kind summit, the Continental Leadership Continuity Conference is underway in Addis Ababa. Africa’s longest-serving leaders have gathered to reveal their top secrets for staying in power,…
JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA — The South African Government, in a mix of desperation and delusion, offers R50 million to anyone who fixes the water crisis in 14 days, or R100 million in…
Britain promises full colonial refund—if Nigeria first wires over a small “commitment fee”: one year’s federal budget LONDON, U.K. — Struck by an inconvenient pang of conscience, the UK Parliament has finally…
SENEGAL, WEST AFRICA — In a bold display of global compassion, the United Nations has declared West African’s fish-rich waters a “shared resource” — for everyone except the people living on its…
ADDIS ABABA, ETHIOPIA — African leaders gathered this week in the Ethiopian capital to launch a joint lawsuit against TikTok, accusing the platform of distracting youth from their national duty of enduring…
ABUJA, NIGERIA — In a bold move to curb electoral malpractice, the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has announced that future Nigerian governors will now be chosen through a National Spelling Bee…