10 Jobs That Are Totally Safe From Being Replaced By A.I.

As artificial intelligence continues to evolve at a rapid rate, many people have found themselves wondering how far it will go and how many human beings will lose their jobs to the machines.

The Savanna Journal has consulted with highly placed tech sources to come up with the following list of jobs that will be safe from being replaced by A.I.:


  1. A.I. Salesman: Totally safe.
  2. Five-Fingered Hand Model: Despite its ability to learn, A.I. will never know how to generate a human hand with the correct amount of fingers.
  3. Politician: Because lying convincingly requires human creativity.
  4. DMV Employee: A cold, emotionless robot would be far too warm and personable.
  5. Strawberry Picker: These positions can only be filled by Mexicans.
  6. Parking Attendant at Mega Churches: Even AI can’t decipher where the pastor wants his Bentley parked.
  7. WNBA Player: The artificial intelligence models would make too many layups and free throws.
  8. Government Office Worker: Efficiency would ruin the authentic experience.
  9. TikTok Dance Instructor: Robots lack the essential cringe factor.
  10. Savanna Journal writer: At least for another few weeks. Does anyone have any job openings?

If you are working in any of the jobs listed above, kick back and rest easy. If not… go ahead and start learning to code. Until A.I. takes all of the coding jobs. What other jobs do you think will be safe? Post them in the comments below.

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