Burkina Faso President to Criminalize Skin Lightening, Cites Melanin as National Asset President Ibrahim Traoré has announced a controversial new policy: anyone who lightens their skin could face prison time. “Melanin is…
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ACCRA, GHANA — In a bold move to fight corruption, Ghanaian politicians have formed a coalition armed with just two tools: prayer and fufu. “Corruption must be fought unconventionally,” said coalition leader Ken…
PARIS, FRANCE — The French Government plans to return thousands of African artifacts, looted during the colonial era, by uploading high-resolution images to a shared Google Drive folder. France will share these…
ADDIS ABABA, ETHIOPIA — Ethiopia’s Minister of Water and Irrigation, Abri Belay, boldly claims clean water holds an overrated status and lacks necessity on the national priority list, offering a fresh perspective…
Global economic stability now pivots on the Sandar, not the dollar. TRIPOLI, LIBYA — the Central Bank of Libya has unveiled a new national currency made entirely of sand. Dubbed the “Sandar,”…
ADDIS ABABA, ETHIOPIA — In a first-of-its-kind summit, the Continental Leadership Continuity Conference is underway in Addis Ababa. Africa’s longest-serving leaders have gathered to reveal their top secrets for staying in power,…
ADDIS ABABA, ETHIOPIA — African leaders gathered this week in the Ethiopian capital to launch a joint lawsuit against TikTok, accusing the platform of distracting youth from their national duty of enduring…
Reports have shown that the unemployment rate in Africa has risen significantly in 2025.More than 60% of Africa’s young population are without meaningful high paying jobs.This has sparked a rise in the…
In an enthusiastic ceremony gone to by companions, neighbors, and confounded circuit testers, 28-year-old Ngozi Eze from Enugu has authoritatively tied the knot with her generator."I've never felt this seen, this powered,"…
AFRICA — A perky, bright-eyed group of African kids was recently disappointed to receive a bunch of overstock “Harris-Walz” hats along with their shipment of New York Yankees World Championship shirts from…