Technology

President Museveni

Museveni Launches Government Internet, Bans All Other Internets

KAMPALA, UGANDA — After banning social media failed to silence the nation’s keyboard warriors, the Ugandan government has taken the next logical step: banning the Internet entirely and launching its own exclusive…

Whatsapp status

5 types of whatsapp statuses you should mute for your mental health

WhatsApp statuses are a great outlet for self-expression. Until the person expressing themselves clearly needs a therapist, not an audience. Then suddenly, it’s not so nice anymore. Unfortunately, a good chunk of…

Ivory Coast Politician Promises Solar Panels on Every Forehead by 2026

ABIDJAN, CÔTE D’IVOIRE — In a packed press conference in the Plateau district, opposition candidate Jean-Louis Billon unveiled his bold energy plan: solar panels on citizens’ foreheads to solve the country’s power…

Man delivering packages

Kenyan Startup Promises 2-Year Delivery Guarantee

NAIROBI, KENYA — A revolutionary new Kenyan delivery app promises to get your package to you in just under two years, blazing past local expectations. The app, Polepole — Swahili for “slowly”…

Dark out city in Nigeria

NEPA Confirmed as Largest Producer of Darkness on Earth

INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION — Orbiting above the world’s biggest blackout zone, NASA scientists have confirmed that the Nigerian Electricity Distribution Company (NEPA) has become the world’s top producer of premium darkness. According…

10 Jobs That Are Totally Safe From Being Replaced By A.I.

As artificial intelligence continues to evolve at a rapid rate, many people have found themselves wondering how far it will go and how many human beings will lose their jobs to the…