Trump Says Epstein Killed Himself Because He Had No Clients WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bizarre statement, President Trump claimed Jeffrey Epstein killed himself because…
Nigerian Artists Charge Stars Cowries and Agbada Rentals for Collabos LAGOS, NIGERIA — As Afrobeats tightens its global chokehold on music charts like Wizkid on…
African Union Leader Cancels Summit, Citing Mercury Retrograde ADDIS ABABA, ETHIOPIA — Following the US decision to cut off aid, African leaders gathered…
Benin’s Voodoo Priests Unveil “Magical Algorithm for Financial Stability” BENIN — Voodoo priests from the Republic of Benin have unveiled a “Magical Algorithm for…
Naira Officially Added to World’s Endangered Species List GLAND, SWITZERLAND — In a bold move to expand global conservation efforts, the International Union…
Man Finds He’s Been Paying Rent to a Tree In what specialists are calling a “botanical betrayal,” Mr. Alhaji Musa of Ibadan has found…
African Businesswomen to Start Selling AfroHair to Indians It is known that white people hair cannot make dreadlocks or hold braids. In an…
Revealed: African First Ladies Who Boss Around Their Husbands Forget the First Lady who forced her husband to hold an entire press conference just…
Gay lion finds love after successful conversion therapy SERENGETI — A male lion in Tanzania is reportedly no longer gay, thanks to a…
Nigeria vs Ghana Jollof Disputes Now a Source of Renewable Energy; Scientists Say JOHANNESBURG — Researchers at the University of Johannesburg have discovered the power in diversity… literally,…