SERENGETI — A male lion in Tanzania is reportedly no longer gay, thanks to a…
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Paris, France — As global tensions rise over Israel’s bombing of Iranian military sites, triggering…
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Reports have shown that the unemployment rate in Africa has risen significantly in 2025.More than…
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WORLD — With the announcement of the election of Pope Leo XIV, Catholics around the…
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ANAHEIM, CA — A local Chinese restaurant lost its business license today after a health… Read More →
NEW YORK, NY – According to sources, beloved North Korean tyrant and lover of doughnuts…
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Zimbabwe — With Pride Month boycotts sweeping the United States of America, the company has been forced to send pallets of unsold Pride merchandise to impoverished tribes in Africa. International aid workers…
ACCRA, GHANA — Former Minister of Sanitation Cecilia Abena Dapaah has reportedly discovered she has a heart — after watching a heart-wrenching Nollywood film. Sources say Dapaah was watching the movie Helping…
As artificial intelligence continues to evolve at a rapid rate, many people have found themselves wondering how far it will go and how many human beings will lose their jobs to the…
BENIN — Voodoo priests from the Republic of Benin have unveiled a “Magical Algorithm for Financial Stability” requiring only three incantations and a monthly subscription fee. “Financial stability doesn’t have to be…
Britain promises full colonial refund—if Nigeria first wires over a small “commitment fee”: one year’s federal budget LONDON, U.K. — Struck by an inconvenient pang of conscience, the UK Parliament has finally…
In a striking unused exertion to extend national income, the Nigerian government has reported the presentation of a “Peacefulness Control Levy” a assess on resting. Beneath the unused approach, citizens will be…
JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA — A controversial new study from the University of Johannesburg has revealed a shocking epidemic plaguing modern men.They are trying too hard to please women therefore Psychologists have dubbed…
WhatsApp statuses are a great outlet for self-expression. Until the person expressing themselves clearly needs a therapist, not an audience. Then suddenly, it’s not so nice anymore. Unfortunately, a good chunk of…
ADDIS ABABA, ETHIOPIA — In a first-of-its-kind summit, the Continental Leadership Continuity Conference is underway in Addis Ababa. Africa’s longest-serving leaders have gathered to reveal their top secrets for staying in power,…
Brain Store App Hasn’t Updated Since 1987 STELLENBOSCH, SOUTH AFRICA — In a discovery now baffling scientists from Cape Town to Cambridge, two Stellenbosch researchers have finally uncovered the real reason behind…
ADDIS ABABA, ETHIOPIA — African leaders gathered this week in the Ethiopian capital to launch a joint lawsuit against TikTok, accusing the platform of distracting youth from their national duty of enduring…
Global economic stability now pivots on the Sandar, not the dollar. TRIPOLI, LIBYA — the Central Bank of Libya has unveiled a new national currency made entirely of sand. Dubbed the “Sandar,”…
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LAGOS, NIGERIA — As Afrobeats tightens its global chokehold on music charts like Wizkid on a summer anthem, Western musicians can’t chart without a sprinkle of African magic. In a bold move…
WORLD — Leading theologians have uncovered new evidence that when Noah’s ark hit Mount Ararat, his wife was likely steering. Naamah, daughter of Lamech, is traditionally considered to be Noah’s wife, and…
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