SERENGETI — A male lion in Tanzania is reportedly no longer gay, thanks to a…
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NEW YORK, NY – According to sources, beloved North Korean tyrant and lover of doughnuts…
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JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA — A controversial new study from the University of Johannesburg has revealed a shocking epidemic plaguing modern men.They are trying too hard to please women therefore Psychologists have dubbed…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — White House aides were reportedly caught off guard today as President Donald Trump abruptly dimmed the lights in the Oval Office and forced the visiting South African president to…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have called for the removal of a statue of anti-apartheid activist and freedom fighter Nelson Mandela after learning the man was also a convicted felon. Calls for the…
In a bid to curb Nigeria’s perhaps most critical issue and challenging crisis, which is adequate power supply, the Nigerian Government has announced the appointment of a Minister of Powerbank. Nigerians have…
NAIROBI, KENYA — A revolutionary new Kenyan delivery app promises to get your package to you in just under two years, blazing past local expectations. The app, Polepole — Swahili for “slowly”…
INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION — Orbiting above the world’s biggest blackout zone, NASA scientists have confirmed that the Nigerian Electricity Distribution Company (NEPA) has become the world’s top producer of premium darkness. According…
LAGOS, NIGERIA – The University of Lagos has announced it will temporarily release convicted scam artist Hushpuppi on educational parole to deliver a lecture titled “How to Steal Without Shame.” The session,…
SERENGETI — A male lion in Tanzania is reportedly no longer gay, thanks to a groundbreaking conversion therapy program led by a self-proclaimed Kenyan “animal behaviorist” who also runs a church and…
U.S. — Home Depot has begun rolling out self-deportation kiosks so local day laborers hanging around outside their stores can conveniently deport themselves for a nominal fee. “We are always looking for…
ACCRA, GHANA — In a bold step toward spiritual convenience, Ghanaian pastor Daniel Osagyefo has launched a ‘Pre-Forgiveness Service’ aimed at congregation members who plan to sin later in the week. Church members were…
Paris, France — As global tensions rise over Israel’s bombing of Iranian military sites, triggering fears of a third world war, the French government has calmly stepped forward to declare that they…
Nigeria is safe for investment and tourism; says the government. But for the locals, their experiences say otherwise. The stories are incredible and the propaganda legendary. Here’s your unofficial travel advisory from…
KIGALI, RWANDA — Determined to become the Switzerland of Africa by any means necessary, the Rwandan government has passed a new law that rewards citizens with 50% of any corruption money they…
WORLD — With the announcement of the election of Pope Leo XIV, Catholics around the globe were reportedly frantically googling the new pontiff to find out if he’s Catholic. Cardinal Robert F.…
Forget the First Lady who forced her husband to hold an entire press conference just to declare he had only one wife. Or the one who famously married two presidents from two…
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