SERENGETI — A male lion in Tanzania is reportedly no longer gay, thanks to a…
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Paris, France — As global tensions rise over Israel’s bombing of Iranian military sites, triggering…
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Reports have shown that the unemployment rate in Africa has risen significantly in 2025.More than…
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WORLD — With the announcement of the election of Pope Leo XIV, Catholics around the…
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ANAHEIM, CA — A local Chinese restaurant lost its business license today after a health… Read More →
NEW YORK, NY – According to sources, beloved North Korean tyrant and lover of doughnuts…
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DAR ES SALAAM, TANZANIA — Tanzanian Prime Minister Kassim Majaliwa has announced he won’t seek re-election, saying it’s time someone else experienced the joy of being blamed for everything. Majaliwa, who has…
GLAND, SWITZERLAND — In a bold move to expand global conservation efforts, the International Union for Conservation of Nature (IUCN) has added the Naira, Nigeria’s currency, to the World’s Endangered Species List.…
NIGERIA, Abuja– The International Police Organization has ranked the Nigerian Police as the best in Africa and one of the leading security outfits in the world. Many thanks to South-Africa for retaining…
NEW YORK, NY – According to sources, beloved North Korean tyrant and lover of doughnuts Kim Jong Un is now attending Columbia University, a prestigious Ivy League school, to learn new brainwashing…
MAPUTO, MOZAMBIQUE – Officials of the International Christian Missions Agency (ICMA) are baffled by the sudden displacement of global missionary teams from the communities where they have been ministering. “We have missionary families that…
UNITED STATES — The immigration crisis appears to be finally over after the Department of Homeland Security deployed a crack regiment of fraternity brothers to guard the southern border. In a coordinated…
LAGOS, NIGERIA — Officials from the Federal Road Safety Corps (FRSC) have confirmed that zebra crossings across Lagos are “merely decorative,” and that pedestrians should use them strictly at their own risk.…
PEORIA, IL — Rather than going through the unmitigated awkwardness of sharing the gospel with his coworker Brad, local man Dave Cannon has instead quit his job and become a missionary to…
He sold all possessions and kept the cash — just in case Jesus doesn’t do property. SOWETO, JOHANNESBURG — In a bold act of faith (and financial miscalculation), a 43-year-old man has…
MONTGOMERY, AL — Authorities responded to a call at an International House of Pancakes off Atlanta Highway where witnesses said a modern-day Rosa Parks bravely took a stand by refusing to leave…
ADDIS ABABA, ETHIOPIA — In a first-of-its-kind summit, the Continental Leadership Continuity Conference is underway in Addis Ababa. Africa’s longest-serving leaders have gathered to reveal their top secrets for staying in power,…
NAIROBI, KENYA — Local man Jared Mwangi, who now identifies as a “Victim of the System,” has officially demanded reparations from his own past self. “The system was rigged against ordinary Kenyans,”…
TWITTER — Elon Musk has issued a desperate plea to Nigerians: stop tagging him in your NEPA (Nigeria’s old electricity authority) complaints, he’s not your president. “Sorry, but tagging me 800 times…
You know the drill. Gold is to Congo what baguette is to France. So much gold ; shining unapologetically on Congolese necks, wrists, and even walking sticks. If you know, you know.…
Wondering why big international non-governmental organizations prefer to work in Africa? We’ve got the answers to your puzzle. Thinking it’s the love for the continent, or the poverty in the land, or…
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