SERENGETI — A male lion in Tanzania is reportedly no longer gay, thanks to a…
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Paris, France — As global tensions rise over Israel’s bombing of Iranian military sites, triggering…
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WORLD — With the announcement of the election of Pope Leo XIV, Catholics around the…
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NEW YORK, NY – According to sources, beloved North Korean tyrant and lover of doughnuts…
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WORLD — Leading theologians have uncovered new evidence that when Noah’s ark hit Mount Ararat, his wife was likely steering. Naamah, daughter of Lamech, is traditionally considered to be Noah’s wife, and…
As artificial intelligence continues to evolve at a rapid rate, many people have found themselves wondering how far it will go and how many human beings will lose their jobs to the…
JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA — A controversial new study from the University of Johannesburg has revealed a shocking epidemic plaguing modern men.They are trying too hard to please women therefore Psychologists have dubbed…
Reports have shown that the unemployment rate in Africa has risen significantly in 2025.More than 60% of Africa’s young population are without meaningful high paying jobs.This has sparked a rise in the…
ACCRA, GHANA — In a bold step toward spiritual convenience, Ghanaian pastor Daniel Osagyefo has launched a ‘Pre-Forgiveness Service’ aimed at congregation members who plan to sin later in the week. Church members were…
Paris, France — As global tensions rise over Israel’s bombing of Iranian military sites, triggering fears of a third world war, the French government has calmly stepped forward to declare that they…
ACCRA, GHANA — In a bold move to fight corruption, Ghanaian politicians have formed a coalition armed with just two tools: prayer and fufu. “Corruption must be fought unconventionally,” said coalition leader Ken…
U.S. — Home Depot has begun rolling out self-deportation kiosks so local day laborers hanging around outside their stores can conveniently deport themselves for a nominal fee. “We are always looking for…
PARIS, FRANCE — The French Government plans to return thousands of African artifacts, looted during the colonial era, by uploading high-resolution images to a shared Google Drive folder. France will share these…
TUNIS, TUNISIA — Tunisia has announced plans to export sunshine as renewable energy, because apparently there’s too much of it. “We’ve got plenty of sunshine. It’s free, it burns our land, and…
In an enthusiastic ceremony gone to by companions, neighbors, and confounded circuit testers, 28-year-old Ngozi Eze from Enugu has authoritatively tied the knot with her generator."I've never felt this seen, this powered,"…
LAGOS, NIGERIA – The University of Lagos has announced it will temporarily release convicted scam artist Hushpuppi on educational parole to deliver a lecture titled “How to Steal Without Shame.” The session,…
ANAHEIM, CA — A local Chinese restaurant lost its business license today after a health inspector found the establishment did not have one of those weird lucky waving cat statues on the…
PEORIA, IL — Rather than going through the unmitigated awkwardness of sharing the gospel with his coworker Brad, local man Dave Cannon has instead quit his job and become a missionary to…
TWITTER — Elon Musk has issued a desperate plea to Nigerians: stop tagging him in your NEPA (Nigeria’s old electricity authority) complaints, he’s not your president. “Sorry, but tagging me 800 times…
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